Giving Thanks
Oh Thanksgiving…the time of year that we gather with family to celebrate the things we are most thankful for in our life. And we do this by strappin’ on the ol’ feedbag and chowin’ down. Don’t worry, somebody usually chucks in a “thanks for the food and for the troops, Amen” before our faces plow [...]
Throne of LIES
I was standing in line at the grocery store the other day and this annoying little hairball of a child was doing jumping jacks next to me and going “MOMMY. MOMMY. MOMMY. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?” See…this is the reason I could never be a teacher. It took every ounce of strength in my body [...]
Scalpel…. IV….. Machete….. Question Mark.
When you’re driving in your Chevy and you feel something heavy….. I was out running some errands and as I was driving down a main road in our town, I noticed that an ambulance was parked off to the right hand side of the street. I don’t really consider ambulances all that uncommon so I [...]