Punxsutawney Phil
Just day’s ago, New Jersey police had to pepper spray an aggressive groundhog as it had attacked a local resident. The New Jersey resident told police the rodent chased him when he entered his garage and tried to get his truck. Police Officers used pepper spray in the groundhogs eyes to snare it. Listen Lady, you can’t [...]
Here’s to marriage!
Last night we held a combined bachelor/bachelorette party for some good friends. We had planned to take a sunset cruise on Lake Ontario on a lovely catamaran dubbed, “Wild Hearts”. The name is so seductive, it makes you fall in love instantly; and then vomit a little. After the cruise the plan was to go [...]
My, what big teeth you have
I was running some errands today and happened to stop in a gift shop. As I was browsing I came across this super find. LISTEN LADY, I HAVE TO GET ONE OF THESE!!! Anybody who cares to send one our way, please feel free to email me and I’ll give you the address. Just look [...]